ceruleanfuckup:

Reblogs were disabled so here you go

thedepressionoftrees:

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

real-centricide-twitter-posts:

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

bigstupiduglyogre:

fadingpeacedogg:

hackercult:

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

creepymutelilbugger: